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|2 guys are fishing on their favorite local lake. A funeral procession goes by and the older guy stands up in the boat, removes his hat and bows his head while the procession passes. His buddy is amazed and tells him it was the most respectful thing he has ever seen. The old fisherman tells him "It's the least I could do. We were married for 45 years."|
|"I have a friend who is a ' lure short' in his tackle box, or a couple of bricks short of a load (a tad bit slow if you get my drift). He went ice fishing this week and caught 40 pounds of ice. Then his rather slow wife drowned trying to cook it." only in Minnesota ( : Larry C from Meenesoda|
|There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make it to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around. He went over to the fisherman and said, “You know, it’s illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you.” The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. “Out of curiosity” the coastguard asked, “What did it taste like?” The fisherman replied, ” Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle.” Jesse R from Dallas|
My uncles new boat, Howard T in Dallas
|One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and|
peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the
hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the
voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"
"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager." James W from Flag Systems in Dallas
Husband: Honey I will be going fishing this weekend.
Wife: NO I DIDNT I PUT THEM IN YOUR TACKLE BOX ;)
Redneck Boat, Bryan W